the saddest blog that ever was
3.31.2003:
best first kiss story: walker and his best friend adam had to kiss each other during a hs game of spin the bottle. it was more awkward and uncomfortable than expected. later adam confessed that walker had given him his first kiss, hence the look of unabated terror on his face as walkers lips descended upon his. but since they were best friends it merely cemented their bond that to this day remains unbroken. like blood, saliva proves the ultimate coagulant. imagine if everyone's first kiss was from someone they already trusted and cared about and could fart in front of! the spared tension afterwards if it doesnt work out or the needless two year relationship if it does cuz you just didnt know any better and you thought it was always better to be in the category of 'being kissed' than 'not being kissed'!
thebearwhowasalmostabear now has a best friend, theduckwhowasalwaysquacking. they will be the mascots of thesaddestblogthateverbloggedtheearth. their sidekick in the cartoon will be the nicenunwhowasalmostanun. thanx brian and the rest of the sweet dreamy boys.
it will be amal's birthday this friday! he has the cutest answering-the-phone hello i've ever heard.
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